Cocaine smells good, wouldn't you agree? It's almost like it drips right back down into your throat! Or like, you get a whiff of it and you feel like you could ride your chopper down the freeway doing 100mph chasing a sloth riding a unicorn! Definitely no coke dick with this tee! So have fun doing it in our shirts made with 100% pre-shrunk cotton.
And if you're sober, I'm sure you remember the sweet sweet smell of your favorite vices.